Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man of Natal
And Sue was the name of his gal.
        One day, north of Aden,
        He got his hard rod in,
And came clear up Suez Canal.

There was a young man of Natal
Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
        Said she, "You're a sluggard!"
        Said he, "You be buggered!
I like to fuck slow and I shall."

There was a young man of Ostend
Who let a girl play with his end.
        She took hold of Rover,
        And felt it all over,
And it did what she didn't intend.

There was a young man of Ostend
Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
        "It's no use, my duck,
        Interrupting our fuck,
For I'm damned if I draw till I spend."

There was a young man of Saskatchewan,
Whose penis was truly gargantuan.
        It was good for large whores,
        And for small dinosaurs,
And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.

There was a young man of Seattle
Who bested a bull in a battle.
        With fire and gumption
        He assumed the bull's function,
And deflowered a whole herd of cattle.

There was a young man of St. John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
        But the loyal hall porter
        Said, "Pray take my daughter!
Those birds are reserved for the dons."

There was a young man of Tibet
-- And this is the strangest one yet --
        His prick was so long,
        And so pointed and strong,
He could bugger six sheep en brochette.

There was a young man of Toulouse
Who had a deficient prepuce,
        But the foreskin he lacked
        He made up in his sac;
The result was, his balls were too loose.

There was a young man who appeared
To his friends with a full growth of beard;
        They at once said, "Although
        We can't say why it's so,
The effect is uncommonly weird."
                -- Edward Gorey