| Freebsd Limericks: 76 of 860 |
A hacker who screwed a mag tape
Was caught and convicted of rape.
To jail he did go,
From which, to his woe
He couldn't get out with ESC.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 77 of 860 |
A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk
Made love to the drive of his disk.
The thing circumsized him,
Which rather suprised him.
He wasn't aware of *that* risk.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 78 of 860 |
A handsome young rodent named Gratian
As a lifeguard became a sensation.
All the lady mice waved
And screamed to be saved
By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 79 of 860 |
A happy old hooker named Grace
Once sponsored a cunt-lapping race.
It was hard for beginners
To tell who were winners :
There were cunt hairs all over the place.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 80 of 860 |
A hardware debugger named Court
Shoved his tool in an Ethernet port.
But its buffer array
Only handled 1K,
So the port's driver cut it off short.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 81 of 860 |
A haughty young wench of Del Norte
Would fuck only men over forty.
Said she, "It's too quick
With a young fellow's prick;
I like it to last, and be warty."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 82 of 860 |
A headstrong young woman in Ealing
Threw her two weeks' old child at the ceiling;
When quizzed why she did,
She replied, "To be rid
Of a strange, overpowering feeling."
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 83 of 860 |
A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
At the height of the spasm
The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 84 of 860 |
A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
At the height of the spasm
The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 85 of 860 |
A hidebound young virgin named Carrie
Would say, when the fellows got hairy :
"Keep your prick in your pants
Till the end of this dance--"
Which is why Carrie still has her cherry.
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