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Freebsd Limericks:  816 of 860

There's a charming young lady named Beaulieu
Who's often been screwed by yours truly,
        But now--it's appallin'--
        My balls always fall in!
I fear that I've fucked her unduly.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  817 of 860

There's a dowager near Sweden Landing
Whose manners are odd and demanding.
        It's one of her jests
        To suck off her guests --
She hates to keep gentlemen standing.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  818 of 860

There's a lovely young lady named Shittlecock
Who loves to play diddle and fiddle-cock,
        But her cunt's got a pucker
        That's best not to fuck, or
When least you expect it to, it'll lock.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  819 of 860

There's a rather odd couple in Herts
Who are cousins (or so each asserts);
        Their sex is in doubt
        For they're never without
Their moustaches and long, trailing skirts.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  820 of 860

There's a sports-minded coed named Sue,
Who's been coxing the varsity crew.
        In the shell Sue is great,
        But her boyfriend's irate,
When she calls out the stroke as they screw.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  821 of 860

There's a tavern in London that's staffed,
By a barmaid who's tops at her craft:
        In her striving to please,
        She serves ale on her knees,
So the patrons get head with their draft.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  822 of 860

There's a very hot babe at the Aggies
Who's to men what to bulls a red rag is.
        The seniors go round
        Hanging down to the ground,
And one extra-large Soph has to drag his.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  823 of 860

There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious,
Since his shocking perversions are various...
        He will bugger some lad
        With a dildo (the cad!)
While exulting, "My pleasure's vicarious!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  824 of 860

There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts,
Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz.
        When one pireg is shot,
        There's that alternate twat,
But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  825 of 860

There's an oversexed lady named Whyte
Who insists on a dozen a night.
        A fellow named Cheddar
        Had the brashness to wed her-
His chance of survival is slight.
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