Freebsd Limericks

Two roosters in one of our pens
Found their pricks were no larger than wens.
        As they looked at their foreskins
        And wished they had more skins,
They discovered they'd both become hens.

Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smith he sat,
        Amusing himself
        By abusing himself
And catching the load in his hat.

Une joile epousetta a Tours
Voulait de gig-gig tous le jours.
        Mais le mari disait, "Non!
        De trop n'est pas bon!
Mon derriere exige du secours!"

Visas erat: huic geminarum
Dispar modus testicularum:
        Minor haec nihili,
        Palma triplici,
Jam fecerat altera clarum.

We dedicate this to the cunt,
The kind the broad-minded guys hunt :
        All hail to the twat,
        Willing, thrilling, and hot,
That wears peckers down, limp and blunt!

When I was a baby, my penis
Was as white as the buttocks of Venus.
        But now 'this as red
        As her nipples instead--
All because of the feminie genus!

When they asked a pert baggage name Alice,
Who'd been bedded and banged in the palace,
        "Was he modest or vain?"
        "Was he regal or plain?"
She replied, "He's a jolly good phallus!"

When you fuck little Annie in Anza
You get a great bossom bonanza:
        Sucking Annie's soft tits
        Makes her throw fifty fits,
And the fuck is a sextravaganza!

While his duchess lay practically dead,
The Duke of Daguerrodargue said:
        "Can it be this is all?
        How puny! How small!
Have destroyed this disgrace to my bed."
                -- Edward Gorey

While I, with my usual enthusiasm,
Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm,
        She explained, "They are flat,
        But think nothing of that --
You will find that my sweet sister Susiasm."