Freebsd Limericks

With his penis in turgid erection,
And aimed at woman's mid-section,
        Man looks most uncouth
        In that Moment of Truth,
But she sheathes it with loving affection.

You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must be:
        You'll need a him
        With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!

Young Frederick the great was a beaut.
To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute.
        If you'll come to my palace,
        I'll finger your phallus,
And then I shall blow on your flute."

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham,
Well, here's the new story concerning 'im :
        He buggers the choir
        As they sing "Ave Maria,"
And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.