Freebsd Limericks

Young Frederick the great was a beaut.
To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute.
        If you'll come to my palace,
        I'll finger your phallus,
And then I shall blow on your flute."

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham,
Well, here's the new story concerning 'im :
        He buggers the choir
        As they sing "Ave Maria,"
And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.