| Freebsd Limericks: 98 of 860 |
A lady from Old Little Rock
In fidelity took little stock,
And deserted her man
In the streets of Japan
For a boy with a prehensile cock.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 99 of 860 |
A lady removing her scanties,
Heard them crackle electrical chanties.
Said her beau, "Have no fear,
For the reason is clear:
You simply have amps in your panties.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 100 of 860 |
A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune to bettera:
On the floor, quite unclad,
She successively had
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera...
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| Freebsd Limericks: 101 of 860 |
A lady was seized with intent
To revise her existence misspent.
So she climbed up the dome
Of St. Peter's in Rome,
Where she stayed through the following Lent.
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 102 of 860 |
A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And don't wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 103 of 860 |
A lady, while dining in Crewe,
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
Or wave it about
Or the others will ask for one, too."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 104 of 860 |
A lady who signs herself "Vexed"
Writes to say she believes she's been hexed:
"I don't mind my shins
Being stuck full of pins,
But I fear I am coming unsexed."
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 105 of 860 |
A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 106 of 860 |
A lass at the foot of her class
Asked a brainier chick how to pass.
She replied, "With no fuss
You can get a B-plus,
By letting the prof pat your ass."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 107 of 860 |
A lecherous barkeep named Dale,
After fucking his favorite female,
Mixed Drambuie and scotch
With the cream in her crotch
For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.
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