| Humor: 2005 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the year 2005gy-ro-scope:
A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly...
gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually... There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much... There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand... Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first. A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN... A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the year 2005
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