Humor: Best of Fortunes for the year 2006

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to...
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

Man is by nature a political animal. --...
Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson

What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina...
What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner