Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the year 2006

A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, ...
A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Tante Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): ...
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color. Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses. Pull one...

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.

"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." ...
"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." -- Gary Giddens

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one...
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master. "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice...

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...