A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have...A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.
The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it
had not hit the tree and play...
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos...Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's...
There once was a young man from France
Who waited ten years...There once was a young man from France
Who waited ten years for his chance;
Then he muffed it...
There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose prick was so long that...There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent,
So to save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.
When you and I are far apart
Can sorrow break your tender...When you and I are far apart
Can sorrow break your tender heart?
I love you darling, yes I do;
Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you;
All you are is a blossoming rose.
Night is here so I must close.
With care read the first word of each line.
You will...
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out...There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.
There once was a man with a hernia
Who said to his doctor,...There once was a man with a hernia
Who said to his doctor, "Gol dern ya,
When you work on my middle
Be sure you don't fiddle
With things that do not concern ya."