Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 8, 2006

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected...
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected. 2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. -- Sen. Everett Dirksen

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose...
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers. Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct...

I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science...
I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.