Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 12, 2006

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back"...
Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd. of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan. The company noted in its order that acceptable quality allowed for 1.5 per cent defects (a fairly high...

Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that...
Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

vacation, n.: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation...
vacation, n.: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh...
Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh. -- Mister Boffo

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting...
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.