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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 15, 2006


I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius...
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syrus

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