Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 10, 2006

Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms...
Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. -- DeGourmont

... I see TOILET SEATS ...
... I see TOILET SEATS ...

Do unto others before they undo you.
Do unto others before they undo you.

Lighten up, while you still can, Don't even try...
Lighten up, while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Just find a place to make your stand, And take it easy. -- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Though I respect that a lot I'd be fired if that were...
Though I respect that a lot I'd be fired if that were my job After killing Jason off and Countless screaming argonauts Bluebird of friendliness Like guardian angels it's Always near Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over...

Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!