Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 6, 2006

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

The door is the key.
The door is the key.

This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun,...
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property. -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie

The door is the key.
The door is the key.