Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 11, 2006

File cabinet: A four drawer, manually activated trash...
File cabinet: A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.

They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do...
They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions of the duperies on which they live. - Thomas Jefferson

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.

The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.