Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 16, 2006

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

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Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles...
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.

Do your otters do the shimmy? Do they like to shake their...
Do your otters do the shimmy? Do they like to shake their tails? Do your wombats sleep in tophats? Is your garden full of snails?

Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight...
Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"