Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 26, 2006

A gangster assembled an engineer, a chemist, and a physicist...
A gangster assembled an engineer, a chemist, and a physicist. He explained that he was entering a horse in a race the following week and the three assembled guys had the job of assuring that the gangster's horse would win. They were to reconvene the...

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish...
To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish. -- Benjamin Franklin

Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.

I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your...
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

A watched clock never boils.
A watched clock never boils.

SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE,...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!