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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 17, 2006


My godda bless, never I see sucha people. --...
My godda bless, never I see sucha people. -- Signor Piozzi, quoted by Cecilia Thrale

A blind rabbit was hopping through the woods, tripping over...
A blind rabbit was hopping through the woods, tripping over logs and crashing into trees. At the same time, a blind snake was slithering through the same forest, with identical results. They chanced to collide head-on in a clearing...

Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print...
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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