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Fortune: 971 - 980 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  971 of 2298

Oh I'm just a typical American boy
From a typical American town.
I believe in God and Senator Dodd
And keeping old Castro down.
And when it came my time to serve
I knew "Better Dead Than Red",
But when I got to my old draft board,
Buddy, this is what I said:

Chorus:
        Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I've got a ruptured spleen,
        And I always carry a purse!
        I've got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat,
        And my asthma's getting worse!
        Yes, think of my career and my sweetheart dear,
        And my poor old invalid aunt!
        Besides I ain't no fool, I'm a-going to school
        And I'm a-working in a defense plant!
                -- Phil Ochs, "Draft Dodger Rag"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  972 of 2298

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD?
My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me:
To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  973 of 2298

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
                -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  974 of 2298

Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts --
it's what you do with what you have left.
                -- Hubert H. Humphrey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  975 of 2298

Oh, so there you are!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  976 of 2298

Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.
He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.
No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.
He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
                -- The Smothers Brothers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  977 of 2298

Oh this age!  How tasteless and ill-bred it is.
                -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  978 of 2298

Oh wearisome condition of humanity!
Born under one law, to another bound.
                -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  979 of 2298

Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  980 of 2298

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
                -- Shakespeare
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