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Oh I'm just a typical American boy
From a typical American town.
I believe in God and Senator Dodd
And keeping old Castro down.
And when it came my time to serve
I knew "Better Dead Than Red",
But when I got to my old draft board,
Buddy, this is what I said:
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I've got a ruptured spleen,
And I always carry a purse!
I've got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat,
And my asthma's getting worse!
Yes, think of my career and my sweetheart dear,
And my poor old invalid aunt!
Besides I ain't no fool, I'm a-going to school
And I'm a-working in a defense plant!
-- Phil Ochs, "Draft Dodger Rag"
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD?
My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me:
To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!
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Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
-- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"
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Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts --
it's what you do with what you have left.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey
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Oh, so there you are!
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Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.
He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.
No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.
He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
-- The Smothers Brothers
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Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is.
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
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Oh wearisome condition of humanity!
Born under one law, to another bound.
-- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.