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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
-- Swami X
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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
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Shamus, n. [Yiddish]:
A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the
temple, and makes sure everything is in working order.
A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog
functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in the
middle of a service, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!" The cantor, not to be
bested, also cries out, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries, "Oh, Lord, I
am nobody!" The rabbi turns to the cantor and says, "Look who thinks
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
want to use it.
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"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to."
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
-- Mark Twain
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She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them
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She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
have poured on a waffle ...