Freebsd Fortunes 5

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

Old mail has arrived.

Old men are fond of giving good advice to console
themselves for their inability to set a bad example.
                -- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims"

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.

Old timer, n:
        One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.