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Jun 18, 2006

Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: ...
Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: A little swallow.

Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.
Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.

Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!

Prunes give you a run for your money.
Prunes give you a run for your money.

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer...
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor of Texas.


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