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Jun 23, 2006

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved...
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? -- Woody Allen

There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there...
There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl. But give me the rambling rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and together we'll face the world. -- Andy...

There but for the grace of God, goes God. --...
There but for the grace of God, goes God. -- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir Stafford Cripps.

There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship...
There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship. -- Ralph Nader


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