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Jun 2, 2006

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen

"There are two ways of constructing a software design:...
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies." -- C. A. R. Hoare

"There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is...
"There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope." -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only...
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved...
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.


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