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Jun 1, 2006

A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

Old programmers never die - they just abend.
Old programmers never die - they just abend.

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even...
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends...
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet somebody moves the ends!

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean "they"...
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.


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