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Jun 30, 2006

Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve...
Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve to avoid jackrabbits. For the second 100 miles you hit whatever jackrabbits get in the way. After that you chase off into the brush after them.

Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly...
Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have ever seen." His companion was surprised to see nothing more alarming than a priest in conversation with a little...

Drop that pickle!
Drop that pickle!

DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The Adventurer
DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The Adventurer

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past...
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventurer


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