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Jun 13, 2006

Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves...
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market. -- E.W. Howe

Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most...
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese,...
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.


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