Freebsd Fortunes 6

There are very few personal problems that cannot be
solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are worse things in life than death.  Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
                -- Woody Allen

There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.  But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
                -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"

There but for the grace of God, goes God.
                -- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir Stafford Cripps.

There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.
                -- Ralph Nader

There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.
                -- Henry Kissinger

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he
has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
                -- W.C. Fields

There comes a time to stop being angry.
                -- A Small Circle of Friends

There exist tasks which cannot be done
by more than 10 men or fewer than 100.
                -- Steele's Law

There goes the good time that was had by all.
                -- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet