Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fats Loves Madelyn.

Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity.
Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.
                -- Joe Orton, "Loot"

FEAR:
        What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas license plates.

Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson

Fear is the greatest salesman.
                -- Robert Klein

feature, n:
        A surprising property of a program.  Occasionally documented.  To
        call a property a feature sometimes means the author did not
        consider that case, and the program makes an unexpected, though
        not necessarily wrong response.  See BUG.  "That's not a bug, it's
        a feature!"  A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.

Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation
potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally
disadvantaged.

Feel disillusioned?
I've got some great new illusions, right here!

Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no,
it's Microsoft!"

Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadroped, carniverous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predelection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance;
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
                -- Lt. Cmdr. Data, "An Ode to Spot"