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Sep 15, 2012

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose...
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go." -- Steven Wright

I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add...
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wright

I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at...
I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater. So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in. I argued that the concession stand prices were outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a barbecue...

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who...
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that...
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night. -- Steven Wright


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