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Linux Definitions

Fortune: 304 - 313 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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falsie salesman, n:
        Fuller bust man.
 
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Famous last words:
 
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Famous last words:
        (1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
        (2) "You and what army?"
        (3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be
             a cop."
 
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Famous last words:
        (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
        (2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
        (3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
        (4) We won't need reservations.
        (5) It's always sunny there this time of the year.
        (6) Don't worry, it's not loaded.
        (7) They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
        (8) Don't worry!  Women love it!
 
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Famous quotations:
        " "
                -- Charlie Chaplin

        " "
                -- Harpo Marx

        " "
                -- Marcel Marceau
 
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Famous, adj.:
        Conspicuously miserable.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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feature, n:
        A surprising property of a program.  Occasionaly documented.  To
        call a property a feature sometimes means the author did not
        consider that case, and the program makes an unexpected, though
        not necessarily wrong response.  See BUG.  "That's not a bug, it's
        a feature!"  A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.
 
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fenderberg, n.:
        The large glacial deposits that form on the insides
        of car fenders during snowstorms.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Ferguson's Precept:
        A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
 
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Fidelity, n.:
        A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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