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Dec 28, 2014

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second...
Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am,...

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Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles...
Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame. Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws. Other players were diving, screaming, signaling for a fair catch...

Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish...
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid. -- Indiana University football cheer


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