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Feb 11, 2016

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny...
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.

The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention...
The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if...
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.

The personal computer market is about the same size as...
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose" -- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd.,...

The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by...
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

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