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Feb 1, 2016

When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like...
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen. -- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about...
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now." -- Tolstoy

When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang...
When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity for him. All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough. -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Report"

When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.

When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself,...
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.


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