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Feb 17, 2016

I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines...
I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambers

I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell...
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it. It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it.

I really look with commiseration over the great body of...
I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time. -- H. Truman

I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this...
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything... so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down... up and down... up and down... Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany... it just...

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try...
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. -- Stephen King


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