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Feb 12, 2016

Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo
Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some...
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is...
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simon

Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time...
Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time is wasted in meetings. Why are programmers rebellious? Because the management interferes too much. Why are the programmers resigning one by one? Because they are burnt out. Having worked for poor management, they...

Why are you so hard to ignore?
Why are you so hard to ignore?


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