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Feb 20, 2016

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA.

Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again...
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald...
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person...
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.


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