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Mar 27, 2016

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a...
"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten." -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Over"

"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it,...
"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't." -- Dagwood Bumstead

You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need...
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond...
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt. -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict

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