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Mar 13, 2016

The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer...
The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer. -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only ...

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little...
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice...
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

The best case: Get salary from America, build a house...
The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food. Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live with a Chinese wife, and...


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