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Mar 10, 2016

Use a pun, go to jail.
Use a pun, go to jail.

Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG,...
Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent...
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. -- Henry Van Dyke

USENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor...
USENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor and less oratory. -- Elizabeth Haley

USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell...
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.


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