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Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!
Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!
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Major premise:
Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
Minor premise:
A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion:
Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
Secondary Conclusion:
Do you realize how many holes there would be if people
would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Majorities, of course, start with minorities.
-- Robert Moses
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MAJORITY:
That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 111 of 2298 |
Make a wish, it might come true.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 112 of 2298 |
Make headway at work. Continue to let things deteriorate at home.
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Make it right before you make it faster.
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Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
-- Daniel Hudson Burnham
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Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 116 of 2298 |
Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
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