Freebsd Fortunes 5

Maintainer's Motto:
        If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.

Maj. Bloodnok:  Seagoon, you're a coward!
Seagoon:        Only in the holiday season.
Maj. Bloodnok:  Ah, another Noel Coward!

Major premise:
        Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
Minor premise:
        A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion:
        Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.

Secondary Conclusion:
        Do you realize how many holes there would be if people
        would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Majorities, of course, start with minorities.
                -- Robert Moses

MAJORITY:
        That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Make a wish, it might come true.

Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.

Make it right before you make it faster.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.