Freebsd Fortunes 5

Major premise:
        Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
Minor premise:
        A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion:
        Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.

Secondary Conclusion:
        Do you realize how many holes there would be if people
        would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Majorities, of course, start with minorities.
                -- Robert Moses

MAJORITY:
        That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Make a wish, it might come true.

Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.

Make it right before you make it faster.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.

Make war not sex.  (It's safer.)

Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.  Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space.  It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
                -- System V.2 administrator's guide