Freebsd Fortunes 5

MAJORITY:
        That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Make a wish, it might come true.

Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home.

Make it right before you make it faster.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.

Make war not sex.  (It's safer.)

Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.  Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space.  It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
                -- System V.2 administrator's guide

Malek's Law:
        Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

MALPRACTICE:
        The reason surgeons wear masks.