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Aug 21, 2012

A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused...
A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused her a new bonnet. Coroner's verdict: "Death from excessive spunk." -- Sacramento Daily Union, September 13, 1860

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in...
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson

After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel...
After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news." In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest... but even then the interest items...

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from...
All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.

An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff...
An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. -- Adlai Stevenson


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