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Jul 21, 2012

I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult --...
I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't...
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. -- Will Rogers

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this...
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

If parents would only realize how they bore their children...
If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters...
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"


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