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Sep 28, 2012

happiness, adv: An agreeable sensation arising ...
happiness, adv: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

happiness, adv: Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
happiness, adv: Finding the owner of a lost bikini.

Happiness is a hard disk.
Happiness is a hard disk.

Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. --...
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman
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