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Aug 11, 2019

Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they...
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?

Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very...
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk. Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.

Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.

Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey...
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's just cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers, Airport V Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm...

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble Attraction Sam: What are you up to Norm? Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. -- Cheers,...


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